A work in progress at this point; each day inspires numerous epiphanic insights into Geek Perspective.
1) ...he's whispering in your ear throughout the new Harry Potter film. To explain the physics behind Quidditch.
2) ...he stares mesmerized at your iPhoto mosaic screensaver for ages, trying to figure out the complexities of its programming.
3) ...you catch him mumbling in his sleep about van der Waals forces.
4) ...he attempts to clarify your hazy understanding of the origins of the universe, blissfully unaware that your interest in the Big Bang Theory is limited to its next season on CBS.
5) ...he assures you of the impossibility of your conviction that your MacBook now refuses to pick up the neighbors' wireless signal because it has suddenly sprouted a conscience.
6) ...his idea of an enviable babe magnet is Richard Feynman.
7) ...he's uncomfortable with allowing you to believe that the internal combustion engine is one of the 5 simple machines.
8) ...you realize that the romantic mood music you've been hearing in the background is actually the soundtrack from Star Wars.
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